çifte köfte

Geldik bir "köftenin seçimi hımmm" köşesine daha! Bu seferki leziz tarifimiz Birleşik Krallık'tan :P Ve karşınızda dayanılmaz, eşsiz, sinirsiz-kemiksiz, cillop gibi bir dizi klasiği; The Coupling!!!

Dizi muhteşem, oyuncular muhteşem (Susan, Steve, Jane, Patrick, Sally ve tabii ki Jeff; ki Jeff ayrı muhteşem!), eh haliyle diyaloglar da muhteşem! Buyrun afiyet olsun efenim...

Sally: Mary Kelly thinks you’re a complete idiot.
Patrick: Then why does she keep looking at my arse when we’re talking?
Sally: She’s lip-reading.

Jeff: I get very tense around apples... Well, I get very tense generally. I think I’ve fallen into the trap of blaming fruit.

Sally: You’ve never understood about bottoms, Jane. Having a bottom is like living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we’re looking the other way.

Sally: What do you call people you go out with but you don’t try to sleep with?
Patrick: Men.

Jane: Friendship’s more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

Jane: Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat.

Jane: We just stood there looking at each other. There was so much electricity, you could have executed ten fat murderers!

Steve: Jeff, Jeff, I know about the giggle loop, the sock gap, the nudity buffer, and what you said to Audrey Watkins. Believe me, there is nothing you can possibly say that will surprise me. What’s gone wrong this time?
Jeff: I’ve got too many legs.

Sally: Bottoms are our natural enemy... They follow us around our entire lives, right behind us, and constantly growing. How do they do that? I’m sure mine’s back there secretly snacking.

Sally: Try to emphasize your head. It's not small... just remind people that it's there!

Steve: Cushions! What are they for? Pets of the sofa?!!

Jeff: Rule one of playing it cool... only smile at her face.

The Wisdom of Jeff: "Stage One. The prickles. You can feel the prickles starting all over your face. If you just think the word blush, your head will inflate to three times its normal size. And then you realise you’re not saying anything. You’re stuck on pause. And you’ve forgotten how to work your face."

The Wisdom of Jeff: "Steve, you know what the sentence of death is, don’t you? I don’t mean the sentence like in executions and stuff, I mean the scary one... Just five words, Steve. Five little words. 'Where. Is. This. Relationship. Going."

The Wisdom of Jeff: "You know what’s great about skirts? When a woman’s wearing a skirt, you know, you know, that somewhere in that room, shifting all the time, there is the VAA: the Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight back to base camp."

The Wisdom of Jeff: "Women remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own."

Jeff: Unflushable!!!... Captain subtext! Truth Helmet!